for dennis

first off, let me say this is nick posting, otherwise known as north korea and many other witty variations on that proper name.

now, here we go: if you read between the lines, you'll be able to infer who the poster was, based on certain clues and tendencies. first, the fact that he's capitalized the "f" in both friday and february, it can be deduced that the "f" stands for "freak", which means it was obviously abe who posted it. secondly, knowing that abe has an insatiable appetite for both disney animated films and figure skating (much like you, dennis, but hold on, there's more), i'm putting the ("f" + disney + skating = abe) into play. finally, whether or not you knew it, abe has a gold's gym in his basement, complete with a chemist from BALCO and a lifetime supply of both the Cream and the Clear, so that was abe, too. finally, his love for bobo t. clown is well-known and documented, and he's shared that with us all.

so, the final equation is this: "f" + disney + skating + golds/BALCO + CC + BTC = abe.

hope that helps, thus endeth the lesson.




p.s. - dennis, why the commenting? why not just post? you made a good point that people need to seek out to find. i say give it to them straight up, no mixer.